I’ve had three serious relationships in the past but they all said no, no, no.
No, I haven’t started dinner even though I’ve been home from work for three hours before you.
No, I haven’t brought the washing in or done anything with it as my Mum always did that for me.
No, I can’t go out with you and your friends because my footy team is playing.
No, I won’t see you much this weekend as cricket is life.
No, I don’t feel like going for a walk with the dog.
No, I don’t want to go to the beach. I want to watch the game on replay.
No, I’m tired.
No, I don’t know how I feel anymore.
No, I don’t want to be with you anymore and I’ve cheated on you.
Recently, I hit it off with Mr Suave (before he ghosted me) but he was also a ‘no’ man!
No, I don’t like dress up parties.
No, I don’t like fishing.
No, I don’t like dogs that bound up to me as they get in the way. (WTF?!)
No, I would never catch a bus.
No, I don’t like historical fiction, just documentaries.
No, I don’t like walking along the street when it’s busy, they are all tourists and need to get out of my way!
Now, I’m saying ‘no’! I want a yes man.
I want someone that says ‘yes’, I’ll do that. Yes, I’ll go there. Yes, I’d like that. Yes, that would be fun. However if I put that on my online profile, it sounds a bit kinky.
Jim Carey is a bit annoying when he’s being overly dramatic but I like the idea of the movie ‘Yes man’. He has to say yes to everything!
It would go something like-
Yes, let’s get tickets to that festival.
Yes, I want to play tennis with you.
Yes, let’s go for a walk along the beach with the dog.
Yes, I’ll make you dinner.
Yes, you are an amazing little starfish!
And Zooey Deschanel would play me in the movie.
I went on the Bumble dating app to read a few profiles for ideas and in less than five minutes, this is how many guys said yes to me!
With no info (at all) on my profile and only one photo, they must be saying yes to everyone. So I really need a guy that says yes to me, but no to everyone else.
I have swipe fatigue- I’m tired of trying to figure out whether to say yes or no and whether they will then say yes or no to me. When I’m ready to swipe again, I’ll try to find my yes man.
NO-vember = no swiping.
What do you wish a man would say ‘yes’ to?
My Life in the Ocean 